did you get engaged???
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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