Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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