so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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