Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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