I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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