I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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