Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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