You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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