Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
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So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
My vagina just clenched in fear
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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