Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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