I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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