he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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