We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
