I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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