it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
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I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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