The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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