I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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