After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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