actually, I'm a sock model
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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