I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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