FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I FOUND THE LEGS
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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