How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
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He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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