love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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