I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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