i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
my shit smells like andre
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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