if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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