You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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