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i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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