its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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