we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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