Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm eating all of the evidence.
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this beer tastes like vomit already
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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