Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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