thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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