As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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