No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
