I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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