Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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