Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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