do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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