Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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