Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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