yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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