i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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