I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
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I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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