Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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