Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
My vagina is very pro this idea
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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