physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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