you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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