it wasn't lemon gatorade
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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