Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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