im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Those nachos came to me in a dream
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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