I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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