I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Sorry about my life...
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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