One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
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Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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