Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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