Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
babies were throwing up all over the place
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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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