I want to stick my p in your. b.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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